50 exits for exit strategies 

An exit strategy has as much to do with making an entrance as to how one leaves. In a Ma-kin sense chat we share 50 exits for exit strategies.


  1. Exit stage left, followed by a bear

  2. Remember the importance of roller-skates, exit through dizziness of freedom

  3. Bricolage it, create a collage and exit out of the linear narrative

  4. Dramatically dance your way out. Alternatively, strut or waltz but never look back

  5. Style it out like Elvis and have already left

  6. Houdini it

  7. Move together like an out-of-tune symphony, you will find a new rhythm

  8. Ask “what are we leaving?” 

  9. Realize exits are all about, timing

  10. Accept that we are not good at the duration

  11. Make it enjoyable with a narrative and some plot twists 

  12. Read the end first and then go back to the beginning 

  13. Escape

  14. Pivot

  15. Ricochet 

  16. Appreciate the importance of the entrance as much as the exit

  17. Take the emergency exits, they can be found here, here and here

  18. Choose a top-down, bottom-up or both approach

  19. Check if you’re running away or running towards

  20. Ask “what is waiting on the other side”

  21. Take a long goodbye, “nothing says goodbye like a bullet”

  22. Make an entrance when you exit

  23. Avoid

  24. Make sure the management does not hinder your exit and entrance

  25. Chose a quiet goodbye

  26. Take the trap door 

  27. Have a big send-off

  28. Dig a tunnel - like Danny the ‘Tunnel King

  29. Notice if you exit through a different door to the one you came in through 

  30. Make your movement desirable

  31. Ask permission or just adopt freedom

  32. Perceive it as a cycle and not linear

  33. Take someone with you who needs it more than you

  34. Find out who is in charge, it is usually everyone and no one

  35. Detect who is on the inside and who is on the outside

  36. Accept that this situation is finite

  37. Notice the residue on the exit

  38. Pay attention to those who are prepping us to be sold on to the next thing

  39. A possible a side effect of exiting is PTSD

  40. Notice that discomfort you’re feeling is grief

  41. Put the valid ticket in the machine and allow the barrier to lift

  42. Perform it but notice the unkept promises

  43. Hug for 20 minutes on arrival 

  44. Sell a hug for a $1 on departure

  45. Go up a mountain

  46. Get back in touch with what we are out of touch with

  47. Queer it and make the world strange – go with the warp

  48. Prepare your finale costume and perform to an empty stage

  49. If all else fails rush and peril

  50. Exit.


A listical inspired from Ma-kin sense conversation on the phrase "Exit Strategy". The group of reflectors: John O’Reilly, Laura Cloke, Catherine Smith, Rachel Marsden, Laurie Atkins  and Katherine Simpson. 
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